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Wednesday, 28 December 2016

I was AFRAID of Driving my own car!



This may sound strange, but, yes, last week, I was almost swallowed by the fear of driving. I know how to drive.. I have never driven on third mainland Bridge, though. I've never even done any major express, but I went to a driving school sha.


Last week, I was going to pick up my car and fear struck me. I was not afraid of having an accident, No, I was actually afraid of what fellow road users will say to me, how they would abuse me, how horns will be honked at me, how bad bad things will happen- False EXPECTATIONS Appearing Real.

Thursday, 27 October 2016

Nasarawa posting... Blessing or Curse?




When the list was released for our NYSC posting some years ago, My friends came to me and began to "Sympathize" with me because I was posted to NASARAWA state. Guess what!

Monday, 7 September 2015

Somebody Say "IDIOT"!

I got extremely pissed when a man at the "owner's corner" of a G-Wagon rolled down the glass and threw on the road, an empty pack of food. I felt like running to him to give him a DIRTY SLAP! 

Sunday, 21 June 2015

How we made K-PEaCE win the Nigerian Idol Competition!

I have received NUMEROUS congratulatory messages (and I'm not K-PEaCE o!...lol) on the victory of our very own K-PEaCE as the New Nigerian Idol. People have also asked me how we got to do an amazing publicity for him...How we made people, who hardly knew him, spend their monies on him.

I have decided to SHARE the Online strategy we used...:Quite lengthy, but informative.

Thursday, 14 May 2015

"Loveful" LUST!

'What time should I come today?'
'Say, 5pm. I should be free by then'
'Okay then. I'd see you. Later dearie'
'Yea, see ya.'
I started getting ready, anticipating 5pm. This was just some minutes to 4pm o. Ehn, won't I bathe, use 'lofinda'
(Hausa for 'perfume'), style my hair...? Let me not bore you with the details, especially for you male readers: I wonder how anybody would spend 5 minutes in getting ready for an outing.... men must be magicians!

Monday, 20 April 2015

The day I discovered ME! - By Funmilola Omobowoje


Mehn, we prepared and prepared; ran from pillar to post to get our slides ready for presentation; some spent hours at Business Centres correcting and correcting. Finally,the D-day came: the day for my Seminar Presentation....ghen ghen ghen ghen(bad music, like in a movie). Those of us waiting to present had shown up day after day to watch our colleagues present and we had seen how those 'strong' faced lecturers had 'finished' them and praised only a few.

Tuesday, 7 April 2015

I think I can sing well o!

This is sure gonna be a very short post.

I really am beginning to think good singing is one of the numerous gifts I have o! I should really start getting serious with it!


I was in my mini audiobooks recording studio yesterday and I saw a soundtrack and decided to sing on it... No lyrics available to me. I eventually liked it afterall, especially the chorus! I could go do the song someday soon...